If I weren't me I would hate me.
Do you want to know why?
Because I can EAT. I can eat 3000 calories a day and not gain a pound. I follow a meal plan that gives me three meals and three snacks. 600 calories, 300 calories, another 600, then 400 more, 800 for dinner, and another little 300 treat for dessert. Do you know what that's like? Do you know how much food that is when you're eating healthy foods and not big macs and fries?
Let me tell you.
I start my day with a peanut butter and honey sandwich and a bowl of cottage cheese with diced melon. And not a small bowl or only a drizzle of honey...I'm talking full servings here, usually more than. Big bowls and double tablespoons. None of this namby pamby "moderation" shit.
Then a couple hours later I'll have a bowl of oatmeal with a diced apple and peanut flour. A big bowl of thick rolled oats and sticky peanutty protein.
Then a couple hours after that I have a chicken and swiss cheese sandwich with a heaping pile of cranberry sauce on the top, enough to soak through the bun and make it a big gooey platter of a sandwich. With a side of steamed broccoli and cauliflower and a bowl of yogurt with raspberries, this consitutes my lunch.
Give it a couple more hours and then I'll have a bowl of granola cereal with milk and blueberries. Nothing fancy, but delicious.
Then for dinner I have a bowl of grilled shrimp with veggies and rice. And a peanut butter and banana milkshake.
A couple more hours and it's snacktime once more. This time I have a piece of Godiva chocolate and large brownie with Nutella on the top.
It sounds nice doesn't it? All that food? Well, it is. And I need to eat even more cuz I'm still not gaining. So be jealous...be jealous.
Have a nice day!
Do you want to know why?
Because I can EAT. I can eat 3000 calories a day and not gain a pound. I follow a meal plan that gives me three meals and three snacks. 600 calories, 300 calories, another 600, then 400 more, 800 for dinner, and another little 300 treat for dessert. Do you know what that's like? Do you know how much food that is when you're eating healthy foods and not big macs and fries?
Let me tell you.
I start my day with a peanut butter and honey sandwich and a bowl of cottage cheese with diced melon. And not a small bowl or only a drizzle of honey...I'm talking full servings here, usually more than. Big bowls and double tablespoons. None of this namby pamby "moderation" shit.
Then a couple hours later I'll have a bowl of oatmeal with a diced apple and peanut flour. A big bowl of thick rolled oats and sticky peanutty protein.
Then a couple hours after that I have a chicken and swiss cheese sandwich with a heaping pile of cranberry sauce on the top, enough to soak through the bun and make it a big gooey platter of a sandwich. With a side of steamed broccoli and cauliflower and a bowl of yogurt with raspberries, this consitutes my lunch.
Give it a couple more hours and then I'll have a bowl of granola cereal with milk and blueberries. Nothing fancy, but delicious.
Then for dinner I have a bowl of grilled shrimp with veggies and rice. And a peanut butter and banana milkshake.
A couple more hours and it's snacktime once more. This time I have a piece of Godiva chocolate and large brownie with Nutella on the top.
It sounds nice doesn't it? All that food? Well, it is. And I need to eat even more cuz I'm still not gaining. So be jealous...be jealous.
Have a nice day!
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